Ponder

Many a time have I pondered the deep and meaningful questions in life, such as "Why is there a nude goose in my wardrobe". Some riddles are to remain unanswered. 

Joe wins London marathon

Contrary to what you may hear on the news, Joe actually won the London marathon with a record time of 87 seconds. There seems to be an international cover up headed by none other than Skeletor, desperately trying to conceal this fact in order to complete his plans to sell trainers supposedly designed to enhance performance.

Planet of the Capes

Joe said he wanted to see the new Planet of the Apes film. Unfortunately his lack of head meant his speech wasn't recognised by the phone operator, who then directed him to the local cape shop, Planet of the Capes. He said the film didn't live up to expectations, had more of a cloak type feel to it, and was expecting around 14% more monkey. 

Joe meets Mother Goose on trip to popular travel park

Some of you may have heard Mother Goose has been touring popular family destinations recently in an effort to re-vamp her career, which declined rapidly after her death in the late 70s. Ted and Joe took the opportunity to meet up with this great "Anatidae", to catch up on times gone by.

Ted and Joe recall the past over a mug of steaming tea. (tea not shown)